Whats another word for Random?

            Instead of looking up another word for random, I decided that would be my title.
I havent blogged in some time for the simple fact that I have nothing to blog about.
            Im sorry most of my blogs are boring or uninteresting, I guess I need to make something funny happen.
Speaking of boring, im running the shop for my mom today.
            AND there are crazy motorcycle people outside screaming at passing cars, I do not know why.
I CANT stand Pathalogical liars, do you not get that the more you lie, the deeper of a hole you dig for yourself?? I mean is it that hard to tell the truth? If it is you probably shouldnt be doing what you are lying about!
            If your mom falls into a hole while looking at a house, laugh. If your dad falls into a hole, DONT. He will bring it up the rest of your entire life. "Why would you laugh at me if I fell?" LOL
            The smell of vomit makes me wanna vomit.!.!
I currentley have baby fever! Its just not fair that everyone else can have these cute little babies and I have to be stuck in my grandparents house.
            I mentioned im running the store, correct? Well I just went to use the restroom and stepped on The Coops half eatin Doddy Pop and it is now stuck to my shoe.
            The Coop is my "the other man", my husband does not know, do not tell. Although in order to keep The Coop to stick around I have to buy lots of Doddy Pops and run around in circles making funny faces saying "Im gonna get you Coop"
            I used to feel attractive, then I got all my hair cut off and that feeling no longer exsists...LOL...Now I just feel weird and uncomfortable.
            I have by far the cutest neice and nephews in the world.
Dont ya wish yo girlfriend was hot like me?
            Ive always said I sat down to hard one day and everything that was suppose to be my butt went to my boobs instead.
            My husband is a game-aholic.
I currentley smell bacon.
            My dogs farts smell like burnt hair, its unappetizing and gross.
I dont know why dog farts would be appetizing anyway.
            Was the lyrics "knock, knock, knockin' on heavens door" meant for Jahovas witnesses?
I have crazy, insane, and weird dreams and most of the times I think they are real until I wake up and smell that my husband has farted under the covers, then its back to reality.
            Why did the chicken cross the road? .......... Heck if I know
Okay so there were 3 moles crawling underground. They passed an old couples house. The daddy mole(who was in front) said "I smell pancakes, what do you smell ma'?" The Moma mole(who was second in line) responded" I smell pancakes too, what do you smell son" Baby mole (who was behind daddy and moma mole) Said "I smell MoleAsses"
            How come everything nowadays will kill you or cause cancer? Diet drinks pro: non-fat, con: causes cancer and sickness and headaches. Cell phones: pro: communication, con: apparentley causes brain cancer. I mean seriously. AND these medicines: This med will help stop from getting pregnant, but the side affects may be: short of breath, naseau, diharea, colon cancer, headaches, indegestion, blindness, loss of hair, jock itch, camel toe, and possibly death (okay so I may have improved a few of those)
            This started out a boring blog and ended up not so bad after all.
Its weird to know that everyone poops, I mean doesnt that ruin like celebrity crushes and stuff?? Knowing that at this very second they may be on the toilet letting a big one go? EW
            I apparentley have poor circulation along with anemia, must be a side affect of a med I once took.
Flowers stink, whoever thinks they smell good must have ansomnia.
            I just looked up the word ansomnia.
I bet yall just looked up the word ansomnia.
            Dragons are not real! For all you geeks out there, they arent, they just arent!
Why do they call them wind socks? They dont resemble socks at all! I mean I get the wind part, but a sock?
            While writing this I acctually laughed at a few of my own jokes, sad.

FacePlant

            Im writing about this a while after it happened, but I admit, I forgot to share. My mom and I stopped by to look at a house for rent. She gets out of the care as do I, we walk the front yard looking at the house as I hear my mom say "Watch out there's a hol....AHHHHH!". I turn to look at what was my 5 foot 9 inch mother, no where to be found. I then look many feet lower to see herl aying on her side laughing on the ground. I pull her up and hope that a neighbor doesnt drive by , call the cops and say "There are two drunk women in front of the rental house....yes sir....well one is laughing on the ground and the other is laughing while shes pulling the other drunk one off her bum". SORRY mom, the story must be told:)

Sorry for the unLoyalness

So apparentley I go days with forgeting I even have a blog, to my readers, I am sorry!
            Truth is alot has been going on this way. My precious little niece was born. 7 lbs 11 oz. 20 inches long. I didnt realive my 90 pound sister could make a baby that big. AND she is absolutley perfect. The most beautiful baby girl I have ever seen! I went every day while Katie was in the hospital, which was a while seeing as she had to have a Csection. She is finally back home now with her baby girl, unfortunatley her incision is re-opening OUCH!!!
            Funny story: My lovely Aunt Katie calls me today and asks for rubbing alcohol, I ask why, she then goes on the explain that she (for some strange reason) let her boyfriend put makeup on her face, come to find out its permanent. Im thinking okay maybe a little blue blush that wont come off, I walk into my moms store to find her hiding behind her (laughing histerically) boyfriend, she peeks around. To my surprise her ENTIRE face is BLOOD red. I said OMG!!! So needless to say she sat for an hour scrubbing her face with alcohol.
            Nothing exciting has happened with this haunted house latley (sorry Shan). Speaking of Shannon, she introduced me to her mother in law as my moms lesbian lover....PAHAHA.

Yet another scary story

            So as you all know (and whether you believe it or not, it happened) that my grandparents house is a wee bit creepy! If you have read my past blog on the things that go on in this house, you know that, well its just creepy!
            I'm lying in bed trying to fall asleep (it always takes me at least 2 hrs) when my cat starts hissing, I look over and try to get my eyes adjusted when I see a VERY tall dark figure standing across the room. It has no eyes, nor can I see what looks like a face, just a black blob in the shape of a person. I freeze and my heart starts to pound. Finally I get up the nerve to flip over towards Stephen and cover my head with a blanket. My heart continues to pound faster and faster, when I slowly lift the cover off of my head and spin around to see absolutely nothing. The next day I'm taking pictures in broad daylight and every picture is turning out bright and shining. I sit my camera on the window silll (I have not changed the setting)  and set the 10 second timer, what I caught in this picture was unexplainable. I picked up the camera to see how the picture turned out and saw that the picture looked as if it was taken at night time. The room was dark, you could barely see my face and behind me was to round bright shining lights. I turned around there were NO animals(my cats were asleep on the couch when I looked), no lights of any kind, and nothing to glare off of. Yet this picture looked like two glowing eyes behind me. NOW, if thats not creepy I dont know what is.

To whom it may concern:

            Im soon going to be an Auntie to a little girl and a little boy:) I cant tell you how excitited this makes me. My sister is due for her C-Section on Sept. 7, 6 more days....I cant wait. It seems like just yesterday I was getting that phone call "So, guess what?" ME: "Your pregnant?" KATIE: "Dang, how did you know?"....LOL. As for Casey (bestie//sister) The conversation went like this: CASEY:"Boy have I got some news for you", ME:(thinking: Maybe some good drama?) CASEY: "Im Pregnant" ME: Picking my jaw up off the floor. It's not that I didnt think Casey would not be a great mom, but you have to understand Casey's favortie saying her whole life "IM NEVER HAVING KIDS". So, needless to say it came as a bit of a shock. Now, she has totally changed her outlook. She has something she cares for more than her own life. It's beautiful:) As for Katie, well she has always wanted kids and what better day to start than on your honeymoon. Its funny just a week before I do believe we were having the kids conversation and her input was "Oh, josh and I are going to wait for exactley a year and then try and have a baby". God had a different idea. AND now we are waiting on sweet little Kendall to make her appearance. Boy, I cant wait!! I remember pacing back and fourth in the waiting room, counting down the hours when my mom was delivering my little brother Lance. I could not wait! One of the most exciting times of my life. Did I mention all this baby mumbo jumbo gives me baby fever!! UH, I want a tiny tot.
            Well as you can tell that was a blog full of ramble, because I thought you should know how excited I am about having a new niece and nephew:) CONGRATS Katie and Casey!! You two will make great mom's!!!