Instead of looking up another word for random, I decided that would be my title.
I havent blogged in some time for the simple fact that I have nothing to blog about.
Im sorry most of my blogs are boring or uninteresting, I guess I need to make something funny happen.
Speaking of boring, im running the shop for my mom today.
AND there are crazy motorcycle people outside screaming at passing cars, I do not know why.
I CANT stand Pathalogical liars, do you not get that the more you lie, the deeper of a hole you dig for yourself?? I mean is it that hard to tell the truth? If it is you probably shouldnt be doing what you are lying about!
If your mom falls into a hole while looking at a house, laugh. If your dad falls into a hole, DONT. He will bring it up the rest of your entire life. "Why would you laugh at me if I fell?" LOL
The smell of vomit makes me wanna vomit.!.!
I currentley have baby fever! Its just not fair that everyone else can have these cute little babies and I have to be stuck in my grandparents house.
I mentioned im running the store, correct? Well I just went to use the restroom and stepped on The Coops half eatin Doddy Pop and it is now stuck to my shoe.
The Coop is my "the other man", my husband does not know, do not tell. Although in order to keep The Coop to stick around I have to buy lots of Doddy Pops and run around in circles making funny faces saying "Im gonna get you Coop"
I used to feel attractive, then I got all my hair cut off and that feeling no longer exsists...LOL...Now I just feel weird and uncomfortable.
I have by far the cutest neice and nephews in the world.
Dont ya wish yo girlfriend was hot like me?
Ive always said I sat down to hard one day and everything that was suppose to be my butt went to my boobs instead.
My husband is a game-aholic.
I currentley smell bacon.
My dogs farts smell like burnt hair, its unappetizing and gross.
I dont know why dog farts would be appetizing anyway.
Was the lyrics "knock, knock, knockin' on heavens door" meant for Jahovas witnesses?
I have crazy, insane, and weird dreams and most of the times I think they are real until I wake up and smell that my husband has farted under the covers, then its back to reality.
Why did the chicken cross the road? .......... Heck if I know
Okay so there were 3 moles crawling underground. They passed an old couples house. The daddy mole(who was in front) said "I smell pancakes, what do you smell ma'?" The Moma mole(who was second in line) responded" I smell pancakes too, what do you smell son" Baby mole (who was behind daddy and moma mole) Said "I smell MoleAsses"
How come everything nowadays will kill you or cause cancer? Diet drinks pro: non-fat, con: causes cancer and sickness and headaches. Cell phones: pro: communication, con: apparentley causes brain cancer. I mean seriously. AND these medicines: This med will help stop from getting pregnant, but the side affects may be: short of breath, naseau, diharea, colon cancer, headaches, indegestion, blindness, loss of hair, jock itch, camel toe, and possibly death (okay so I may have improved a few of those)
This started out a boring blog and ended up not so bad after all.
Its weird to know that everyone poops, I mean doesnt that ruin like celebrity crushes and stuff?? Knowing that at this very second they may be on the toilet letting a big one go? EW
I apparentley have poor circulation along with anemia, must be a side affect of a med I once took.
Flowers stink, whoever thinks they smell good must have ansomnia.
I just looked up the word ansomnia.
I bet yall just looked up the word ansomnia.
Dragons are not real! For all you geeks out there, they arent, they just arent!
Why do they call them wind socks? They dont resemble socks at all! I mean I get the wind part, but a sock?
While writing this I acctually laughed at a few of my own jokes, sad.
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