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            Im writing about this a while after it happened, but I admit, I forgot to share. My mom and I stopped by to look at a house for rent. She gets out of the care as do I, we walk the front yard looking at the house as I hear my mom say "Watch out there's a hol....AHHHHH!". I turn to look at what was my 5 foot 9 inch mother, no where to be found. I then look many feet lower to see herl aying on her side laughing on the ground. I pull her up and hope that a neighbor doesnt drive by , call the cops and say "There are two drunk women in front of the rental house....yes sir....well one is laughing on the ground and the other is laughing while shes pulling the other drunk one off her bum". SORRY mom, the story must be told:)