Wednesday, August 11, 2010

The blabbable blab

            If you can even say this title 10 times really fast ill be amazed. (Its funny how all of you are sitting there now trying to say "The Blabbable Blab" really fast)Anyway, my point was that the blog of the day really has no point. Its just blab. Random thoughts from my head. If your still reading after that I will tell you a funny story from a few years back.
            (SCENERIO) Im signing up for my first semester of college and Dad decides since hes paying for the schooling that he must embarass accompany me. (Keep in mind that he is a general contactor so you can imagine when he just gets off work for the day he looks like a homeless painter) So Dad and I go into the building to wait for the sweet old lady to call up my name. We stand in line for what seems like hours when I start to notice Dad, whom just got off work smells of sweat, dirt, and a bit like spicey chips.
Dad: (he has an extremeley loud voice, that carries!) "Im SO hungry! I havent eaten in quite sometime now!"
Me: "Dad! Dont talk so loud! everyone can hear you
Dad: "I dont give a damn who can hear me,Im hungry!
Me: (Looking around at all the people staring out of the corner of their beedy little eyes) "Just dont talk so loud your "hurting my ears"
            And then he spots it, I tried to hide the table full of donuts, brownies, and refreshments of all sorts, but it was too late his Hungry Eyes already snuck a peek. I knew from then on after this moment I was done for never to show my face around this school again. And then what I was hoping wouldnt come out of dad's blatant uproaring of a mouth.
Dad: (As he is scurrying to the refreshments) "Hey Jennifer! Look FREE food! Its FREE! Come get some.
           Yeah, he went there! So thats my ramble for the day
Moral of todays Story:  Just because someone looks homeless, smells homeless, says hes hungry every 5 seconds like a homeless person, and about knocks everyone in sight over scammpering to the Free food, doesnt technically make them homeless.

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