(SCENERIO) Im signing up for my first semester of college and Dad decides since hes paying for the schooling that he must
Dad: (he has an extremeley loud voice, that carries!) "Im SO hungry! I havent eaten in quite sometime now!"
Me: "Dad! Dont talk so loud! everyone can hear you
Dad: "I dont give a damn who can hear me,Im hungry!
Me: (Looking around at all the people staring out of the corner of their beedy little eyes) "Just dont talk so loud your "hurting my ears"
And then he spots it, I tried to hide the table full of donuts, brownies, and refreshments of all sorts, but it was too late his Hungry Eyes already snuck a peek. I knew from then on after this moment I was done for never to show my face around this school again. And then what I was hoping wouldnt come out of dad's blatant uproaring of a mouth.
Dad: (As he is scurrying to the refreshments) "Hey Jennifer! Look FREE food! Its FREE! Come get some.
Yeah, he went there! So thats my ramble for the day
Moral of todays Story: Just because someone looks homeless, smells homeless, says hes hungry every 5 seconds like a homeless person, and about knocks everyone in sight over scammpering to the Free food, doesnt technically make them homeless.
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