Thursday, August 26, 2010

Long time, No blog

            So sorry to my 3 fans whom have been searching everday to find nothing new posted on my blog. I could tell you I have been extremeley busy fighting fire breathing dragons or summoning spirits from the nether world, but that would be a lie. Truth be know I have been sitting on my couch doing absolutley nothing. Well besides work and school, pretty much nothing. Truley how is it as soon as you start a blog funny things stop happening to you (besides the occasional toenail in th eye thing(see previous blog) I mean seriously, my husband hasnt said anything remotley funny in his sleep, nor have I tripped and fell on my face latley. So, I didnt feel the need to put all you 3 fans through the misery of reading an extremely long and boring ramble.
            As of today, I have something semi-funny to share. My cat Zoey has just recentley had her claws removed. I know what you people are thinking(thats cruel and awful and you should be given the death penalty), but if you could see the large patches she has made in the paint on the wall, you would never think that again. Pre-surgery she would take her needle like talons, scrath the paint and peel the rest with her mouth. What a crazy cat! So we took her in to have them removed. She is finally done with the re-coop stage and is now doing all kinds of crazy things that she thinks she can still do, but doesnt realize she no longer can grab on to things. For instance, just yesterday she was being her normal spastic self and ran and jumped on the side of the bed (not understanding she can no longer cling to anything), she slides all the way down the bed and BAM right into the wall with her face. Another occurance, she goes to jump on the side and climb up the couch as shes grasping over and over sliding as if she is swimming through a pool until she falls on her butt. I realize these occurances may not be hilarious to all of you, guess it was a you have to be there to witness it kind of thing.
            What is it with teenagers nowadays(I know totally different subject, but this popped up in my head). I realize, I too once was a teenager. Seriously, they sleep until 5 pm and there almost 70 year old dad,whom has diabetes, yet still gets up and works in the hot sun for 8 hours, yet they cant even get there butt out of bed and cut the grass for them...UGH!! I mean really, I have never seen anything lazier than a cat until now(cat goes with the last subject).
            On the good note, I figured out a way to be done with school 3 months earlier. Although I will literally be at school from 8 am-9pm, but I can and will do it (i get a break in between). I will be exhausted and thats my poor husband sonly 2 days off of the week, but if it gets me out of this smoke filled house 3 months earlier im there.
            Speaking of smoke, I love my granny, but REALLY granny you dont cough because of that cold you have supposedly had for the past 20 years! You cough because of that nasty thing you choose to light up 30 times a day and puff on! It is not your sinuses or your allergies(who has outside allergise in dead winter?), its that awful smell or grossness filling the once clean air. Why do people choose to do this anyways. I mean yeah I get "you dont understand its so hard to quit and so addicting", okay, but why did you start in the first place. AND_Dont you love how people smoke a ciggerette like they are the sexiest thing in the world? Hello, you look nasty! You could be Johnny Depp and ill be like oh baby he be fine and you stick a cancer stick in your mouth and BAM, you just dropped almost every point you just had!
          Anyways, I really need to get ready for school so ill quit my complainin. It had just been a while :)
           

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