An Introduction Rap

So im starting off this blog today
with just a little tune
Dont worry this introduction rap
will all be over with soon
My name is Jennifer Grantz
Yeah my last name has a "Z"
Im no where near a wild person
Yo, I really hate parties
I go to school for cosmetology
So I do lotsa hair
But when someone has bugs
I say get up out my chair
Im truley real sorry fellas
Im a married lady
And YES mom someday we shall
Have you a grandbaby
Speakin of my Mom
She be the coolest in the land
And when your sad and down
She'll always give you a hand
I enjoy lotsa laughing
So bring on the humor
Blah blah blah ha ha ha
 Only thing that rhyms is tumor
I have two dogs and two cats
who like to lay around
And if you hug Zoey too tight
She makes a crazy sound
Yo, I live with my grandparents
In a house filled with smoke
And when ya walk through the front door
It makes ya almost choke
The most important thing in life
Would be my Lord and Savior
Hes the only thing in this world
That can really save ya
His mercy is amazing
Yeah, hes a fly guy                  (Mom, fly means cool)
And when I pass on someday
With him ill fly high
I guess that says a little bit
About Jennifer Grantz
And if ya have a question
Just raise ya hand
But seriously guys
Ima wrap this thing up now
Bye, cya, hatsa la vista
Sianara, Chow!