I couldn't resist

            I couldn't resist writing a funnier blog with less creepiness that is. I had to tell you all about my "fabulous" pedicure I had to give last night. Well, this will also get pretty "creepy".
            So, last night was pedicure night at school. I received a pedicure last week and unfortunately this week I had to give one. Well to say the least my partner was an older lady, I wont say names. She is a really sweet lady and I felt bad for gagging. We get out things prepared to start our pedicure process and the first thing she says is "Im so sorry for my feet I havent washed them sense last night and they have been cooped up all day long". (Oh dear, this wont be fun). I start step number one and begin to remove her shoes, I almost faint. The strong odor of sweat and hot rubber burn my nose. GAG. I try so hard to hold in the tears, but my eyes start watering. I begin to "Chat" with my client and ask about her kids, job, why the hell her feet smell of rubber and school. I then stick her feet in the hot soapy water and tell her to swoosh them around a bit (hoping to get the smell off), she pulls her feet out of the foot spa and GAG, now they smell of sweaty hot rubber and wet dog. I continue any conversation my mind comes upon in order to try and get my mind off of this horrid smell. I pick up a set of clippers and begin to clip away. SNAP, next thing I know I see it coming for me, a big giant smelly toenail. BAM, right in the eye. She begins to laugh. Now at this time im sitting there clippers in one hand other hand holding her foot and toenail in the eye. I do everything I could not to slam her foot down into the water. DAMN you cosmetology diploma for sayin I MUST do pedicures even though all I will be doing after school is hair. I finally managed to get the pedicure done(after skipping many steps) and then Thank GOD, it was time to go home.
            Moral of story: IF you KNOW you are about to go to school and recieve a pedicure, wash your feet!!! Dont be a jerk!!