So little time

            You ever have those days where you have tons of stuff to do, but your butt just seems to disagree. (No, I am not referring to uncontrollable diarrhea) I mean the days where your butt seems to stay glued to the couch, even though your head is listing about 50 things that need to be done: (In your head: laundry, oh yes and then there was that movie I really wanted to watch, no, no.....Laundry, Cleaning, Man my hair stinks I need a shower....Let me just check my facebook one more time(As you slap your hand) NO! This house is a wreck!) So, now do you know what days I am referring to? Okay, well today is one of those days!
            I have been sitting on this couch for approximately 3 hours and all ive managed to do is eat and while I was eating, I sat on the couch. I know, I understand there are people in this world that dont have this problem. (Alarm clock rings, a few minutes later they look over_5:05 a.m., Oh DEAR! Im running late! Let me just get up and spend precisely 3 hours cleaning before I go to work) These people make me sick! How do you do it? Im the (Alarm clock rings, SNOOZE, it rings again, SNOOZE, and again, TURN THE ALARM OFF, thirty minutes later....Oh crap im late for work) kinda girl. Im the type that forgets what day it is. "Its Thursday, when did this happen?". Yeah, that kind.
            I want to start a routine, ive tried to start a routine, but something always ends up going wrong! It never fails, ill be doing SO good with my routine for the day and then bam "Hey babe, you know we are suppose to go have dinner at Thomas' house tonight?" or TEXT:"Hey can you pick up my kids from daycare". So, ive pretty much figured out that my life wasn't meant to be all planned out, it was meant to be hectic, crazy, and all over the place. What fun is it to know exactly what will happen at exactly what time? I just want to wake up every morning, that is all I ask. (and I would like to wake up without sniffing the air and saying "Gah what smells like dying skunk" and my husband answering (snickering)"haha, I farted")
            OH, before I go I have to tell you about my husband's lovely things he's said in his sleep:
1. "Hey, get that bitch off of me!"
2."I swear if that chicken ever does that again, he's had it!"
3. "Dang....That girl in the rubber suit, she's real adventurous"
4."Dont! Do not come any closer!"
     AND last but certainley not least:
5. (as im in the living room and he has been asleep for about 2 hours now, he walks in with his junk hanging out from his underwear and says) "Uh...Hey....Goodnight now"
           Yes, my husband talks and hangs his peewee out in his sleep, but sometimes I wait until he goes to sleep just to see what funny thing he will say or do :)