Souless Embarassments

            Have you ever had one of those moments where you do something totally hilrious and embarrassing and then look up just to make sure no ones looking. Yet, even when there is no one at all looking you still laugh it off to yourself thinking someone somewhere MUST have saw that. Well today, was one of those days.
            So for a Saturday the outlet mall today was farely slow, well atleast our store. Im totally zoned out staring at the floor thinking to myself "When will my shift be over? This cant go by any slower!". I continue walking back and fourth as I think to myself I could make myself usefull and clean out the fitting rooms. I walk back to the back towards the rooms and im almost there when I trip and LITERALLY faceplant into the wall (with my face). Im telling you I almost knocked myself out I fell so hard. I get up laughing, hoping that no one saw this. I go into one of the fitting rooms and check to make sure my nose wasnt bleeding from the wall punching me in the face. As I turn around to walk out of the fitting rooms(thinking there is no one in sight) a woman comes around the corner with a arm full of bra's, I scream, she throws all her bra's into the air. Hoping she wouldnt get mad for scaring the beejesus out of her a throw a quirky smile and say "ooops", she (thankfully) starts laughing histerically(phew) and then says "you scared the POOP outta me" (hahahah). So needless to say today has been one of those days.
            OH, and while im on the subject of embarassing myself ill tell ya another story. So being HanesBrands, everyone knows that Micael Jordan is one of our stores spokesperson's, therefore for some reason we have to have a 9 foot tall cardboard cut out of him, which up until the other day has just been sitting in the back. So, I come in at 8am and Cynthia tells me there are some coupons that need to be cut out at the front counter. Well being 8am the lights in the store arent on yet. Im slowly dragging my way to the front when I look up and to my surprise Michael Jordan is right in front of me, of course I scream and throw coupons everywhere, then say to myself (for some reason I get the two mixed up) "Damn you Michael Jackson!" :) (Luckily again there was not a soul in sight, yet I still had to play it off cool just in case)