Things I love to loathe

            Let me start with a nice, short little paragraph for ya. I am not an unkind person and there arent many things that I just absolutley hate, but with that said there are many things that just absolutley get under my skin. Here are some examples of such:

• When im driving at a good pace down 400 and some jackass gets in the left lane and decides to go the same exact speed as the person in the right lane; Therefore blocking anyone to pass either person going slow. (note to you people, there is a reason why they have signs on the side of the road saying "Keep right except to pass" Learn to read or QUIT driving!)
• When im talking to you and you glance at me and say "Yeah" and "uh-huh", yet when im half way through my conversation you say "sorry, what?" (If you werent listening to begin with dont act like you are, just tell me "hey your story is boring me", because honesley id rather not waste my breath.)
• When people get one side of the story and run with it, listening to what only one person says and believing every word of it. (HELLO, ever thoguht to stop and think "hey, this side may just be the rumor and the other side not")
• When my husband takes everything jokingly and never see's the serious side of things. (Sometimes its nice to have an adult conversation where fart noises arent used as background noises...Im just sayin' )
• How people always judge the book by its cover (If someone wears all black it automatically makes them a gothic dragon lover. If a girl wears her hair cropped short she must be a lesbian. If someone coughs a few times they have to had smoked 12 packs a day)
• When a man poots its hilarious, when a woman poots the same man looks at us like we are from another planet. When a man goes without shaving for a couple days his scruff is considered sexy, when a woman goes the same length of time without shaving its considered immoraly disgusting. (YO, people us women arent perfect either!! We take craps just like you guys)
• When people roll their windows of their car down to throw trash out the window. (Seriously?!?! Your lazy ass couldnt walked into your house/work/where ever your headed and throw it in the dang garbage?!?!)
• Obama (enough said)
• Liars who want you to believe them(after ive caught you in approximatly 10,456 lies, why would I believe you?)
• When you say "Thank you for calling HanesBrands" and the person on the other line says "Is this HanesBrands?" ("No mam you have reached Screaming Sallies sex line")

Well folks I could probably think of more, but since I have 0 followers...Why waste my breath..LOL